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secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.
I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.
by Zak A September 8, 2006
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Mad Dog Punch

During combat when your so furious, you deliver a punch that packs so much strength, force and energy that it cause's your enemy to simply explode.
Homeless man wakes up after being urinated on. He becomes so furious and he cocks backs his arm to deliver the Mad Dog Punch. Then it happens the urinater just becomes a million pieces on the floor.
by Bum killa 101 April 13, 2009
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Mini Punch No Return

Ranging from when the original mini went out of production. This phrase is then called when any mini comes into view or is spotted and the caller may punch any number of his company without danger of them retaliating. This can only be done once per mini per person.
*mini comes into sight*
Caller: Mini punch no return!!!
*punches member(s) his friends^
by Grubba June 10, 2004
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Air Punch

The act of throwing a punch in the air intended for someone or something, but without the physical contact. Usually done in an act of frustration and anger caused by the person or object used.
The stupid TV keeps shutting off. (An air punch is thrown toward the television.)

A quarrel in a type of relationship--the person air punches the other behind his/her back. The abusee feels the movement of air and can feel threatened, which leads to domestic violence.

A woman who suffers from PMS may show frustration through air punching.

Control air punching so that one doesn’t end up in an asylum or hospitalized.
by Latiga February 12, 2010
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turd in the punch bowl

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.
Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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street punch

Sugar water and Dm cough surup for a little extra kick
to poor to afford booze go to the shoppers drug mart and grab some cough surup to whip up some street punch and party
by Connor Hutchinson March 7, 2008
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grilla punch

The act of punching someone in the mouth, knocking out their teeth and then face fucking them.
Damn woman, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna grilla punch you!!!
by joeydetuned January 13, 2009
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