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Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.
Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
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Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.
Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.
by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024
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Ovenate

Pizza rolls come out soggy being microwaved, you gotta ovenate them to get that crisp.
by DeMullet September 12, 2016
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Dinner In The Oven

I paid the boy down the road to put my dinner in the oven.
by JBiznitz November 1, 2021
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brownie in the dutch oven

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.
"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"
by Shlynlew July 15, 2017
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Oven Jackers

Is when there are so many people who would rather eat out, then eat at there house. It appears the community members have no oven at home.
Damn the Taco He'll has been so busy today. Damn can people not go home and make there own tacos? (person 2)I guess the "Oven Jackers" came through this town again.
by Ds89 December 20, 2010
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Pennsylvania Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven in which the usual victim actually places themselves under the covers willingly in order to better absorb the aroma of the flatulence.
I ripped heinous ass last night and my girlfriend ducked under the covers to give herself a Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.
by Steeler Country 45 September 29, 2017
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