by ohnoyoudidnt101 April 08, 2012
A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
by đź‘€ Dank memes October 10, 2020
The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws
Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies
by Harrystylesstan July 12, 2020
gizzy: omg wow
Alyssa: omg whatt
gizzy: i see a momo toe
Alyssa: what are u talkin about
gizzy: i mean i see a momo toe
Alyssa: okayyy?? (confuse) who??
gizzy: who else u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE END
Alyssa: omg whatt
gizzy: i see a momo toe
Alyssa: what are u talkin about
gizzy: i mean i see a momo toe
Alyssa: okayyy?? (confuse) who??
gizzy: who else u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE END
by momotoe April 17, 2020
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