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Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.
Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!
by LukeSmashing January 3, 2017
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Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.
"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."
by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 3, 2011
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milk the pocket

Defines the act of milking the most out of any situation. The derivation of which is originally related to surfing and the act of milking the most out of a wave and staying as close to the power source as possible. Basically getting shacked off your nut!!!
It's about conditioning yourself for all conditions. Lefts and rights, Milk The Pocket!!!
by Milk the pocket May 13, 2017
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milk minute

Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.
he will be back in a milk minute.
by cutefirework March 9, 2022
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Milk Pudding

noun; a food with a custard like consistency which is a common Japanese snack.
hey have you tried milk pudding?

it's splendid!
by lava lamp mudkip July 23, 2016
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millimeter milk

The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.
Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it
by Mister Doctor Zeus February 10, 2019
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