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Lenny Red-Nuts

Inspired by the Brocket 99 release and by his own experiences growing up on the Brocket Reserve, Lenny Red-Nuts, an Aborignal Musician, set out to Edmonton to try and get a record contract. Lenny Red-Nuts performed countless times at the Drake Hotel where he met a Korean/Canadian Music Manager called Chul-su(Charles) Kang.

Lenny Red-Nuts released his first CD "Tough Buch From Brocket" through Brocket99.net
Did you see Lenny Red-Nuts at the Drake singing "The Journey of Clayton Magnet"?

Lenny Red-Nuts had a knife fight at the Cromdale.

Lenard drank Lenny's Branvin.
by John Walters July 27, 2004
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My dude's load all over my face last night was nutastic!
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Stretch Nuts

1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.
"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"

All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.

"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"

"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."

"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."

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'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;

The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle February 4, 2012
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Flex Nuts

Arrogantly displaying machismo for peer approval, often in competition with other men
Jimmy wanted to flex nuts and show he was the baddest of them all but ended up getting arrested
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busted nuts

Hey Tony I Saw The Funniest Shit, Some Guy Was Grinding Down A Rail On A Skateboard And Fell Off And Busted Nuts.
by Adrew Barron November 9, 2008
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crusty nuts

the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour
Alan liked to eat crusty nuts
by anon March 16, 2003
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FROZ NUTES

When it gets to cold outside and the male testes freeze.
What the hell its only -40 but my nuts are FROZ NUTES.
by Garrett Clark January 11, 2009
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