A coined term for when you wake up in the morning early for class or work and your Johnson has shriveled up into a frozen tic tac. Usually occurs during the winter season and generally has no known remedies.
I was gonna go to class this morning but the sub zero weather gave me the worst cold dick known to man.
I had to email my boss and tell him I was sick cause there was no chance I was gonna work with that cold dick.
I had to email my boss and tell him I was sick cause there was no chance I was gonna work with that cold dick.
by Mr.ColdD April 11, 2013
Get the Cold Dickmug. When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.
I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!
by Ross Olson March 10, 2008
Get the cold singlesmug. 
when a girl is ignoring you or pissed about what u did or say and so not taking your calls or speaking to you
she is bitch cold to me because i sent her a wrong pic in watsapp with two chicks in bikinis and me in the pic .
by ice storm April 23, 2016
Get the bitch coldmug. Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.
"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
Get the Cold Empathymug. by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
Get the Cold fissionmug. To smoke marijuana in a closed area that is so uncomfortably cold that it removes the pleasure from smoking in the first place.
by Phil Stoner February 10, 2010
Get the Cold Boxmug.