neventies

The neventies is the non-existent decade when something was in style.

Where did you get that coat???

I've had it forever, this was in style back in the seventies.

I think you mean the neventies.

by douggs May 12, 2010

never in a million years

Absolutely not

Never in a million years i'll give you a treat

by SSSVORA August 2, 2016

Nevada

A girl who’s a bit weird but has a cute face. She is full of crackhead energy, and is the life of the party. Considers her friends as family, and is chill asf. The kind of person you can just sit back and get high with. But also very loving, and is very compassionate about others. But also not afraid to kick some ass if need be. She is rare, but if you are friends with a Nevada, or even better, her boyfriend, then you a lucky ass person. Don’t screw it up

Nevada
“Wow, so fuckin chill and pretty af man, I think I’m in love“
“Man I wish I didn’t ghost her, you lucky man”

by Little_Blue August 11, 2020

Never Eat Soggy Waffles

Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.

Cash:What way am I facing?
Kyle:Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Kyle:You're facing north.
Cash:Thank you!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

we never asked

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.

Jordan: I'm better than you in this game.
Me: We never asked.

by BluishDev January 23, 2022

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009

once you go black you'll never go back

A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.

"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."

by anonymous September 14, 2023