we need to talk

meaning (we) need to talk about shit I need to do.

girfriend: Rob, we need to talk.
Rob: Fuck! Trying to watch the game here.

by Rexall October 13, 2004

ima need

term used to emphasize the urgent need of anothers actions.

Whoa. Ima need you to come on cause we fittin to be late!

by liljesus May 26, 2008

Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

don't need no

a pattern of repudiating speech. e.g. Foo? We don't need no stinking/focking Foo! Popularized by the movie "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" and later "Blazing Saddles". Often said with a guttural Mexican accent.

Helmet? I don't need no stinking helmet!

by slumdog January 10, 2009

needle dick

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.

Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.

by TW December 19, 2004

Need to know

Need to know ; means exactly that. It doesn't defy the rules as stated "I'm a dumb fuck head, and by the way...your not ment/supposed to keep anything classified".

If there is some kind of chemical alarm here, it's need to know.

by The KIR June 18, 2020

He needs some milk

An expression used to suggest instant relieve to a victim of pepperspray.

Wow, we really thought the girl in that viral video suggested 'he needs some milk' randomly, but it was really us being blissfully unaware of the use of milk to keep your eyesight after being maced. Guess we need some milk.

by Trip Fontaine the Cat June 9, 2020