by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.
by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).
by Strange Bird May 18, 2019

by malkarivka May 21, 2020

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 4, 2023

It means you are gay.
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by AlphaBravo777 June 30, 2022
