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Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive
Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit
by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021
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mushroom cross

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.
by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018
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Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe
I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).
by Strange Bird May 18, 2019
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Stuffed Mushroom

When you nut in her when she has a yeast infection.
Hey, don't yuck my yum, the stuffed mushroom has some really interesting friction to it.
by malkarivka May 21, 2020
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Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 4, 2023
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I like mushrooms

Hey, i like mushrooms
Ah so ur 💅
What
by Gay gay gay gay gay July 5, 2022
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shiitake mushrooms

Just a hidden way of saying shit
*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms
by AlphaBravo777 June 30, 2022
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