muddy platypus

When a guy takes a dump on a female, ejaculates onto the fecal materials, than mixes it and flattens it into the shape of a pancake and feeds it to the mistress and proceeds to sexually drill her until she shatifys herself

mitch and i were walkin to bart, giving a definition of the muddy platypus

by racso January 14, 2008

mudder

Some one who likes to play in anothers ass, arse ,buthole and/or anal

L; man i was balls deep in your wifes ass
D; dude your a mudder

by Sweet_Lou September 8, 2006

muddy otter

When receiving oral sex from a kneeling patron, one covertly slicks the patron's hair back with their own feces much the way one would apply a cheap mousse. Thus, making them a shittin' image of a "muddy otter."

"I had to shave my head once that son of bitch gave me a muddy otter!"

by gobble docker February 5, 2010

Muddy Juarez

When a woman takes a poop on a man's penis, then the man slaps the woman in the face with his poop-covered penis.

Oh dang fool, she looks like she just got a Muddy Juarez!

by koolby4125 January 13, 2011

Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

Muddy Road

When one shart's into another person's mouth (while they are asleep) as an act of revenge.

Cameron- "Dude, Gavin drank all of the beer and is passed out on the couch."

Austin- "What the hell, I wanted that beer!"

Cameron- "Let's make him walk the 'Muddy Road'..."

by Chillingallday April 26, 2014

Muddafukka

Basically means Motherfucker.

Dat Muddafukka Esco took my phone!

by Inferno Thor May 15, 2018