Midnight 0'5

the greatest band alive.

Bob: Woah did you hear of the new band Midnight 0'5?
Danny: Yeah man they're sick!

by The Boltinator July 18, 2011

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Midnight Monkeys

A group of devious individuals whos sole purpose is to cause criminal mischief.

Them Midnight Monkeys are devious as shit!

by Timfree January 18, 2023

midnight fireman

Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.

I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.

by StuWi November 8, 2023

Midnightivity

1. When a person of the Black race engages in stereotypical actions such at the time of night

2. When a person engages in questionable activities at the time of night

1. Tyrone was fast at night when doing such a midnightivity

2. What type of midnightivity is this?!

by Albert Nigstein January 14, 2024

Midnights

1. 12 A.M.
2. One of the most groundbreaking albums by Taylor Swift

1. “He spends his midnights talking to random people online”
2. “Holy shit Midnights is the best album ever”

by hhhbbbbddd. January 16, 2024

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023