Making Toothpicks

Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.

Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?

Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.

Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.

by Random Killer November 22, 2011

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Making sticky keys

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011

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Making Snakes

to have to make a bowel movement urgently

Wow I got to get to the toilet, t minus 10 seconds till I'm making snakes bra!

by this guy over there December 28, 2011

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Mixing Gravy

Another word for having sex or making kids.

Don't be mixing gravy on my sheets !

by Coon Dog Ape Face November 14, 2012

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Mixing Evils

Occurs when a person moves their bowels in a restroom during or after someone else has defecated, and filled the room with their stench.

A concerto of shitting and shit odors.

Drill Sergeant: "ALL YOU PRIVATES NEED TO GET MOTIVATED AND CLEAN THOSE LATRINES! Y'ALL HAVE BEEN MIXING EVILS AND NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELVES, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE THAT!"

by Frustrato November 13, 2013

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