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max tong

why you so max tong
by Alex the smart guy May 17, 2021
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Max Hart

Comes from the German Term "Maximale Härte", which translates to "Incredibly fertile".
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
Oh Look Becky, it´s a Max Hart!
Oh no, the contractions start.
by Werner zappe October 7, 2020
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Max Butler

The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.
Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!
by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018
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Maxxed out

To get your ass kicked or kick someone's ass in a physical altercation.
Dude, Brian just got maxxed out by that huge Mexican lady for running his mouth.
by ISayTheNWord June 4, 2023
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Max Shack

A nickname for a maximum security prison.
I hear that Leo is doing a nickel in the max shack for assault.
by the autopsy gremlin April 7, 2011
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max roth

When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration
Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!
by Cunttfup October 30, 2017
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max chostner

single handedly revolutionized the game of basketball with his overwhelming amount of time on the court and his offensive and defensive prowess are unmatched. GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER, also everything he touches turns into a....swish, HOLLA
oh shit peep thhat mad sauce that max chostner is pouring into the net.
by anonymous April 23, 2004
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