Matthew

A donkey who is annoying

Stop being a Matthew

by Hamejekwhahsjf April 18, 2019

Matthew

Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.

Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳

by CJTB100 December 10, 2019

Matthew

a boy who is REALLY ugly and stupid

I would not want to be a Matthew.

by Hi what doing May 30, 2018

Matthew

He is the coolest guy ever. He has a lot of friends and girlfriends. His close friends are the best. He likes to dab on the quaders. He is the coolest, amazing guy ever. You should meet him.

Hey, Matthew is the best dude in the world

Ya your right!

by Matthewthenosesniffer December 3, 2017

Matthew

A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.

You don’t want to be called Matthew

by stormzy555 December 28, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is just the coolest person ever no cap

Matthew is sexy af

by tamiaiscool June 5, 2021

Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019