Matthew's Sister

A boy who's sister will give you the best night of your life

Matthew's Sister was smashing last night

Matthew's Sisters the mother of my son

by Axsery June 17, 2018

Matthew

confusing yet mysterious in his own way. A Matthew can make your day but make your soul at the same time. He can talk to you one day but act like a complete stranger the next. Even tho he's handsome, smart, athletic, and loving he can break your heart. You have to be careful with a Matthew but he can still love you in a way that makes you feel special.

"I'm lucky to have Matthew as a ex and a friend because no matter what he'll always be apart of me".

by @lile July 25, 2018

Matthew Dickinson

Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.

Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.

by Jkinny July 19, 2011

matthew kelley

Pretty much the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. Usually seduces women with a few quick words and is known to be extremely cool. Will back you up until backstabbing occures then will destroy your face.

matthew kelley is awesome badass crazy fuck

by ding wad February 7, 2010

Matthew Kline

A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.

So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.

by Ordyflava October 17, 2011

Matthew Stulp

An all around amazing guy who is trustworthy, smart, athletic, sexy, tall, and muscular :)) Matts are usually easy to take too and and can make you laugh when the time is right. They usually are strong headed and fight for whats right... They never take crap from nobody!! So basically they are what makes the world go round!!

A: Omg, have you met that new kid Matthew Stulp?!?!
B: Yeah hes sssooo cool, cute, and most of all FUNNY!!
A: Doesn't he look super sporty?!?!
B:Omg he is amazing!!

by Sophia Fiscella September 4, 2011

Pete Matthew

A gay mysterious creature found in deep in the Himalayas that enjoys committing sexual conduct with young children. Known to be extremely aggressive and have been recently endangered, and there is only one left in existence. It has been rumored to be seen lurking in the hallways of the I.A M.

Julfikar: Hello what is your name!
Pete Matthew: Can i rape you, no homo tho?
JUlfikar: Hell nah
Pete Matthew: PLease, just let me get jiggy with you.

by IaM_Geyrl October 18, 2018