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Spiegelian Logic

Named for computer science professor and all around cool guy, Dr. Daniel Spiegel, it is the principle in computer science education stating that if something is written, circled, underlined, or otherwise emphasized in the color red, then it is considered to be incorrect within the context of teaching at the time and may never be questioned, lest the questioner be unequivocally annihilated by said cool guy.
"Why is this wrong?" - Dr. Spiegel
"Because it is written in red." - Correct application of Spiegelian Logic, albeit vague
by Andy Breisch April 2, 2008
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Doser Logic

When someone decides to drop all logic and start spouting.
I beat Carson in an argument and then he started pulling out Doser Logic.
by The Dog Outside January 5, 2023
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FemiNazi Logic

Any opinion that a male says to a feminazi is not ok to the feminazi.

If a male is with the feminazis, he will be considered a wanker.
If a male is against the feminazis, he will be considered an oppressor.

Anything done by a man to a woman can be considered as sexual assault to feminazis. Most feminazis are lesbians and use shirts with the face of "El Che Guevara" (even when he was a homophobic).

Feminazis believe in a world with only womans, without even thinking that a world without mens would end in just some days,
Feminazi logic is like this.

Male: Womans shouldn't be able to be in a public beach topless.
Feminazi: Damn oppressor.
Male: I think it's okay for womans to be topless in public.
Feminazi: You must be a fucking rapist!
by Muxxer February 27, 2017
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Presland logic

A way of thinking that defies common sense and logic. Frankly, it’s farcical and yet it still manages to achieve the required result!
Don’t worry, I used Presland logic!
by KaliScar February 16, 2021
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Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.
1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.
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Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.
"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
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