1. a female who is sexually and emotionally attracted to other females but occasionally hooks up with males
2. a woman who considers herself to be a lesbian but hooks up with men on occasion
3. a lesbian who is sexually flexible
2. a woman who considers herself to be a lesbian but hooks up with men on occasion
3. a lesbian who is sexually flexible
person 1: "I knocked on Ashley's door, but she wasn't home"
person 2: " Oh, yea she spent the night at Mark's"
person 1: "I thought Ashley was a lesbian"
person 2: "She is. Well kinda. She's a protean lesbian"
person 2: " Oh, yea she spent the night at Mark's"
person 1: "I thought Ashley was a lesbian"
person 2: "She is. Well kinda. She's a protean lesbian"
by sheezy402 December 23, 2011
Get the protean lesbianmug. by Chezza1234 October 14, 2020
Get the cheesy lesbianmug. An Informal gathering of lesbians in one place. Collective noun. Plural. More than one lesbian.
Not to be confused with a fisting of lesbians which is a pre-arranged meeting
Not to be confused with a fisting of lesbians which is a pre-arranged meeting
I walked into the local pub last night and there was a snatch of lesbians hanging around.
I've been back to that pub the last three weeks and I think the snatch has become a fisting as they're still there
I've been back to that pub the last three weeks and I think the snatch has become a fisting as they're still there
by Terroroy November 3, 2013
Get the A snatch of lesbiansmug. by Honeydebon August 31, 2021
Get the Lesbian nailsmug. A sacrificial lesbian, is basically your very good friend who may identify as not-straight to some degree, while as you during the day in direct sunlight are completely heterosexual. Yet during the night, usually in the presence of being under the influence, do you take your not straight friend and make out/ hook up with them for the sake of zero fucks being given. All heteronormativity returns back to normal the next morning.
Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Straight friend: "I'm totally down for the D"
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*
Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*
Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
by the sacrificial lesbian March 5, 2014
Get the sacrificial lesbianmug. by yogurtwater January 4, 2021
Get the Lesbian gumbomug. lesbian: oh man, i feel so unsafe here...
chuuya: not anymore! don't worry, i'm here to protect you
lesbian: thank you, lesbian protector chuuya!
chuuya: not anymore! don't worry, i'm here to protect you
lesbian: thank you, lesbian protector chuuya!
by kalluzai July 12, 2021
Get the lesbian protectormug.