No-Touch Lesbians

The female version of a "bromance;" women who have such a close friend relationship that they are basically gay for each other.

Jim: Missy and Jenna are so close!
Ted: Are they lesbians?
Jim: No, they're just super close friends.
Ted: Ah! So they're no-touch lesbians.
Jim: Indeed!

by mskeeter79 January 12, 2012

Trans lesbian

A lesbian woman who happens to be trans. A woman who transitioned from masculine presenting to feminine presenting and identifies as a lesbian.

She only dates women, she’s a trans lesbian.

by LivTheTransLife June 29, 2021

Lesbian Jesus

An ethereal being, If you find a hot gay being, There is a chance that they are Lesbian Jesus. They lord over and watch over gays. You will know you have met Lesbian Jesus if they bless your fucking soul by saying "Gay gay homosexual gay." NOT ALL GAYS ARE LESBIAN JESUS.

Gay #1: ITS LESBIAN FUCKING JESUS
Gay #2: FUCK WE GOTTA BOW

Lesbian jesus is a gay being

by Lesbianjesusfolower#582 June 28, 2023

sacrificial lesbian

A sacrificial lesbian, is basically your very good friend who may identify as not-straight to some degree, while as you during the day in direct sunlight are completely heterosexual. Yet during the night, usually in the presence of being under the influence, do you take your not straight friend and make out/ hook up with them for the sake of zero fucks being given. All heteronormativity returns back to normal the next morning.

Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.

Straight friend: "I'm totally down for the D"
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*

Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."

by the sacrificial lesbian March 5, 2014

A snatch of lesbians

An Informal gathering of lesbians in one place. Collective noun. Plural. More than one lesbian.

Not to be confused with a fisting of lesbians which is a pre-arranged meeting

I walked into the local pub last night and there was a snatch of lesbians hanging around.

I've been back to that pub the last three weeks and I think the snatch has become a fisting as they're still there

by Terroroy November 3, 2013

cheesy lesbian

A girl with blonde hair and has a gap in her teeth.

Preferably a girl under 5ft6

That girl over there is a cheesy lesbian

by Chezza1234 October 14, 2020

Lesbian nails

When a lesbian has acrylic nails but the fingers typically used during sex are left natural.

Look at her hand, she has lesbian nails 💅

by Honeydebon August 31, 2021