Lazy Disorder

Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.

Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy

by thechunkster53 November 16, 2022

Kathleen Lazy

When you are so lazy you’d rather pay more money in rent than help around the house.

Man, my house is so messy... I’m so Kathleen Lazy today.

by Cass1234 November 22, 2019

lazy teabagging

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.

"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"

by Caitlin W December 30, 2007

lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed

"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."

by maybereagan June 16, 2012

lazy compliment

Well intentioned, but flat, dull and half-baked expression of admiration.

Sally was disappointed by her date's multiple lazy compliments.

"Your middle is one of my tops, babe."

by hbat66 September 26, 2009

Lazy

Your in your 30d's and your still live with your mom

Your so lazy you still live in your mom's house

by But smeller August 18, 2019

Lazy Needy

When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.

Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.

by THC BOM October 17, 2023