Kill the spider

The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.

John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...

Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?

by Jesus Christ, Superdave July 14, 2013

Kill

Used by US military especially Marines as an alternative word for cool. Most common heard when confirming understanding of plans or minor orders.

Sgt: "So Gunny said to round them up around 1800 for their libbo speech"
Cpl: "Kill"

by berskerkamikaze February 26, 2015

Kill It

The only other option.

Jen: "My dog keeps eating my homework!"
Nick: "Calmly explain the situation to her."
Jen: "No, she'll never believe that! Ugh I hate my dog!"
Nick: "Kill it."

by LL Cool Jen December 15, 2009

kill yourself

when you take your own life then you live no more

i'm gunna go and kill myself when i finish work cuz i've had a fucking nuff of the living in the world bag of shit it is (good bye)

by marie August 18, 2003

I kill you tomorrow

1. A general phrase used in place of/or with, goodbye.

2. An empty threat used in the place of/ or with, please, in context of begging someone for whatever.

3. A reference to a fictional, yet lazy, hit man who only gives threats and doesn't do his job.

1. (Instead of goodbye): Ok, I kill you tomorrow!!
(Used with goodbye or similar word): Ok then, bye bye, I kill you tomorrow, see you.

2. (A) No don’t go, I kill you tomorrow!
(b) Please! I kill you tomorrow!!!

3.(quote) ’is ok, I kill you tomorrow.'

by Dr. Charles Frederic Bantam November 5, 2009

ohh kill em

A phrase niggas say nowadays when somebody did something that impresses them.

That nigga beat Jackson's ass.. Ohh Kill Em!

by Lil Mula March 14, 2014

KILL EM

a phrase used often in oldham social circles, particularly at hotel woodhouse, many plots to 'kill em' are generally thought up when everyone is on pills.

'lets go and kill em'

'kill em'

'em em em em em'

by boothyboothyboothyyy August 1, 2008