July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

Julie K

The word Julie K (or Juju Kay) refers to Julie Kelechian (born Halloween day, 1990) is one of Kim Kardashian’s youngest step sisters. Although she did not seem to have made it to the top worldwide celebrities, this young businesswoman is definitely involved in the Ks family business. She is well-known for her tremendous Armenian 'derrière'. That’s how you can definitely retrace the DNA to the royal K blood.

To do a Julie K.
This is a special use of the word Julie K. It implies showing off - or rather flashig - both the buttocks and the breast to emphasize their generous size thanks to the blessed Armenian DNA that runs in the blood family.

‘Oh no! She just did another Julie K to impress the latinos!’

‘It was supposed to be just another regular skinny dipping, but the camping girl scouts decided to do another Julie K. So mainstream of them...’

by kynthya May 29, 2019

July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

by Trapbart June 24, 2017

July 31st

literally the best birthday ever mostly best friends with people born on February 2nd they are really cool people if they’re born that day iykyk and people born on this day are mostly short and have anger issues

isnt harry potter born on july 31st

by jevvo February 13, 2022

July 1st

Raini Rodriguez's birthday.

A.K.A. The best day ever

Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."

by thetruemeaningsofwords May 17, 2020