Jordan Jones 

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.

me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones

Jordan Jones by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022

irisa jones 

irisa jones is a slim thicc female who has anxiety but she’s super pretty and she’s really funny she is cute as a button and had a fat booty

person 1: oh look at that girl with the ass!

person 2: she must be an irisa jones!

irisa jones by kurvykelly September 3, 2022

Liam Jones 

Lobotomy Patient

"My asshole too tight so I couldn't give a shit." -Liam Jones

Liam Jones by AJDoughty June 13, 2023

Pinball Jones 

When someone kneels beneath your balls and repeatedly flicks them left and right. The term originates from common fetish associated with those who attend Pinball Jones in Fort Collins, Colorado.

That bitch hit me with the pinball jones last night

Pinball Jones by Poopfaceman August 21, 2023

sick man jones 

when one of yor friends or someone you know, has just done something mad/disgusting/undescribable/brave.

1-"cant beileve he just punched that black man in the face!"
2-"yeh that boy is one sick man jones"
1-"get me"

sick man jones by alien-one-glove September 10, 2005

jogger j jones 

Someoneone you know and used to describe a situation of fast movement. also can be used as a holla to friends across a room,

alright jogger J, jogger J jones whats happening..JOGGER J!!

jogger j jones by PAINEM03 March 14, 2009

Lazy Eyed Jones 

A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.

A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.

A noun-

Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.

It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.

A verb -

What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.

I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.

Lazy Eyed Jones by GoforGlory April 6, 2011