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Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes
by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023
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Joby joke

when Joby makes a joke.
Joby: "I want to go to Any desk to look at Anydesk. (App)"
Mohammad and Rashid: "Joby joke."
by MMXO December 7, 2022
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boomerang joke

The type of joke that is so intellectually funny it has two meanings. The first meaning hits you and you're laughing, then the second meaning hits you a few seconds later in the back of the head now your literally on the floor laughing...
Her humor is so intellectually funny she has Boomerang jokes.
by SpeedRacer September 17, 2023
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Josh Joke

Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.

Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.

Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.

Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
by Llama member May 9, 2022
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Unfunny Jokes

Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.
Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.
by World Record of gifting vbucks December 12, 2021
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Fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"
by _writer_ December 14, 2021
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Gael joke

An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.
Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”
by GordonsLover December 14, 2021
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