Chicken Jockey

the baby zombie on the chicken from the minecraft movie

Garrett: You want me to fight the chicken?
*Baby zombie lands on chicken from crate*
Steve: CHICKEN JOCKEY

by kabss90 April 24, 2025

Scrap Jockey

Someone who moans about the owners of cars that are left laying unused and the fact the owner won't sell them but is fine with the majority of people who scrapped them when they were worthless

Posting pics of the cars in my garden will bring out the scrap jockeys

by dialup2001 September 25, 2020

Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.

Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.

by CosmicOlivia December 1, 2023

Jaw jockey

Some one how specializes in the act of vigorous oral sex. You could consider them a Master Palidin Mouthfucke.

Have you met Jessica? Shes are real Jaw Jockey, revs ya like a two-stroke.

by Brimbus May 9, 2021

cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks

Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey

by revere jr. December 4, 2020

Diamond Jockey

Diamond Jockey is not a who, it's a what. It is that feeling that gets inside you when you feel confident and a little bit cocky. It's that feeling that overcomes all the self-doubt and anxiety, even if just for a moment. It's that moment when you see yourself in a different light and realize you are all that, until the feeling is gone. The diamond jockey is when you feel diamond and you ride the moment.

I was Diamond Jockey last night, keeping it hundo p, everyone around me was feeling it too.

by sweet_and_sour August 5, 2019

Jockey

A tremendous meat rider

Bro: "my bro can kick your ass he's the best fighter I know".
Me: " ight bro stop jockeying that MF".

by Ugly ass💕💕 July 16, 2023