wacky jackie

n. an alcoholic beverage containing feces, urine, and Kool-Aid. The drink is frequently mixed in an over sized blender to accommodate for the blended results- salt and vinegar may be added to generate a favorable taste.

"Hey Johnny, you mixing drinks at Carol's party tonight?"

"Yeah, bro...if the party is shitty, I'll have to bust out a wacky jackie"

by Dr. Josephus February 11, 2009

Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.

Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?

by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011

Jacki

your small town slut, who loves playboy and never uses condoms, has 3 guys going at one time. also a compulsive liar, and not just any lie big huge lies, also wears way too much make up is way too skinny and has an irritating voice.

hi my name is Jacki and ive slept with your whole family, i am also a playmate. i am the face of revlon and have an eating disorder.

by penguins-beer July 10, 2011

Nurse Jackie

A terrible new show being promoted by YouTube, and apparently by Urban Dictionary. Even though it isn't out yet, you can already tell it will be terrible seeing as it is airing on Showtime and is about a female nurse. The female nurse also seems to have a sassy attitude.

So it's a show about a nurse with a sassy attitude. Like a spin-off of Scrubs starring Carla, but prob. less funny and more srs bsnzz.

"Life is full of it's little pricks." - Nurse Jackies Tagline. Life is also full of horrible television programs.

by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009

Jacking off

To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard

I'm jacking off and iIm a sick person

by DFINK5299 November 30, 2016

Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.

Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding

by Him Riallu August 29, 2005

jackie robinson

To date women of a different race.

Bennie went sarging last night and went jackie robinson with a fine hispanic woman.

by victorfrankel April 13, 2008