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ear beat

The annoying beat of your heart as felt through you ears on your pillow at night when you are trying to get to sleep.

For the paranoid amongst us - the ear beat can be the difference between a healthy night's sleep, or a night of panic induced "shit, that doesn't sound right" ery!!

It is also very easy to get entranced by the whole "ear beat" and those musically minded people may start playing beat games which will ultimately only ever lead to the worst of all things when trying to go to sleep - an active mind and a guaranteed crap nights sleep
annoyed female in morning: Get out of bed you lazy sod

man: Sorry, awake all night listening to the ear beats

or,

Hey Pete, I just couldn't get enough of those ear beats last night but man am i now tired!!
by e-buygum July 1, 2009
mugGet the ear beatmug.

inner ear

Having a 6th sense of knowing before it happens.
Kaylia has a great inner ear when selecting keno numbers.
by Bobby Miehlke March 3, 2014
mugGet the inner earmug.

Ear Balling

Similar to “eye ballingsomething as a visual estimate, ear balling is used when trying to achieve a rough estimate of a sound. Although the word sounds dirty, it typically is not; unless you can somehow manage to stuff your nads into a woman’s ear.
Usage: “Josh had to tune the car by ear balling it before selling it to Wild Bill. He bought the car from Jill for only $20 so it was a bargain. And he’s Jewish so he knows a thing or two about bargains!”
by CraigoD April 14, 2011
mugGet the Ear Ballingmug.

sticky ears

His sticky ears made his computer crash.
by kso March 13, 2008
mugGet the sticky earsmug.

bulbous ear

the effect of attempting to stretch your ear when all goes terribly wrong and you get a bubble haha suckers!!
Luke: hey whats that grotty growth on your ear you slapper?
Meg: It's your mum..jks! nah its a bulbous ear..much like a std luke.
Luke: sicccccc!
by jenbenitha June 1, 2007
mugGet the bulbous earmug.

Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)
Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear
by Brett Short November 20, 2010
mugGet the Swimmer's earmug.

Ear Sex

To stick ones finger or penis in ones ear, achieving orgasm by hitting the brain.
"Me and Erica invented ear sex and have it all the time."

"We had ear sex in my car."
by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006
mugGet the Ear Sexmug.

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