by Fitzon Dai November 06, 2019
by Q Zais June 01, 2013
A "Baumer day" includes staying home instead of going to school for a list of various reasons. Including but not limited to: Late hockey game, lost a hockey game, too much work to do, had to work the night before, or even just wanted to take a day off.
by I Like Baseball ! January 20, 2011
Similar to an unauthorised day in lieu, where one spends the day in a work cubicle playing phone games, searching for porn and thinking about urban dictionary definitions.
Boss: 'Are you taking another day in loo then, David?'
David: 'How'd you know, Boss?'
Boss: 'Partly because you missed the big meeting, but mainly cause you're absolutely covered in jizz, you reprobate'
David: 'How'd you know, Boss?'
Boss: 'Partly because you missed the big meeting, but mainly cause you're absolutely covered in jizz, you reprobate'
by Anonymous submissions May 13, 2019
February 15th, a day of appreciation for all the girls and guys who are always down to hookup, but know they won’t spend the night. To appreciate all the hoes, the side chicks, the tinder hookups, and all the late night booty calls.
by Youngblood_ February 15, 2021
by CHARLI FAN🥵 November 26, 2019
This is the day we celebrate all the Willows, Wilows, Wyllows and Wylows out there! It’s on the 25th of April every year and we all celebrate by giving them a huge hug. We thank them for being their self and always being there when we need them.
WE LOVE YOU WILLOWS/WILOWS/WYLLOWS/WYLOWS
WE LOVE YOU WILLOWS/WILOWS/WYLLOWS/WYLOWS
Friend: hey Willow, it’s 25th of April, you know what that means!!!!
All Friends of Willow: HAPPY WILLOW DAY! WE LOVE YOU WILLOW!!!
Willow: aww, you guys are the best!
All Friends of Willow: HAPPY WILLOW DAY! WE LOVE YOU WILLOW!!!
Willow: aww, you guys are the best!
by Unknown Birb September 08, 2020