A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
by Celeste420BlazeIt May 1, 2017
Get the seasonal asshole disordermug. Starts on the day after Valentines, and goes until the end of March. People in relationships all get sidebitches and treat them like Kings and Queens
by BitchesBReal February 15, 2019
Get the Side Bitch Seasonmug. This phrase is used to describe what is happening when a person is scoring with so many people sexually during a summer or a "season" that they know they could never repeat or duplicate the experience. This is based off of Bernie Nicholls, a retired NHL hockey player, who once scored 70 goals and 150 points during the 88-89 season, but never once came close to that amount before or after that.
"Dude, these days every girl you talk to seems to want to get your number. You gotta keep this streak up, as this is your Bernie Nicholls season!"
by WayneDarcy October 21, 2020
Get the Bernie Nicholls Seasonmug. A day in which the most awesome of people set aside time to embrace the wonderful feeling of winter. 'sss' for short, super seasonal saturday is not for the faint of heart, as many fantastic memories will be created.
On this Super Seasonal Saturday we'll be enjoying a delicious wonder roast, hopefully making it the most super saturday of the season.
Invite your closest friends, it's a super seasonal saturday!
Invite your closest friends, it's a super seasonal saturday!
by Whipsmog December 18, 2009
Get the Super Seasonal Saturdaymug. "Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."
by seasonedsquirter April 18, 2010
Get the Seasoned Dutch Ovenmug. The time period from the start of spring break until the end of the summer. When girls are wearing less and shacking more.
by Houseofdads February 2, 2018
Get the Hot Pussy Seasonmug. The OFF Season is a mixtape Jermaine cole confirmed is done. He gave all the rappers in the world 4 years to do what they had to but now that he is returning. They career will die. Especially SZA and Jhene aiko
by Moneworld April 30, 2021
Get the Jcole The off seasonmug.