Impastracatilized

To be surprised or to have sympathy. A large male bear.

I felt impastracatilized bye the huge surprise party my friends threw me. A impastracatilized comes to stalk ts pray.

by Rachel L April 28, 2008

Impossiblified

Something impossible is being mentioned, mostly targeting user of word.

Man One - I'm trying to find an Asian girlfriend.

Man Two - Prepare to be impossiblified my friend.

Man One - Wow, thanks for the motivation d***. ¬_¬

Man Two - It's okay buddy!

by Jdeadevil the first May 18, 2008

Impotess

Impotess is the medical term for female impotence, alternatively known as 'floppy tongue' as mainly used in the lesbian community

Mark was hoping to watch his missus lez up with her best friend but after they had been gossiping all night impotess set in and they were unable to get their tongues working

by justlookathisface January 17, 2009

IMpossibilities

Combine adj. & noun to attain ironical/iconical contrast in instant messaging

Ts s a conglomerate of IMpossibilities: Drunk therapist, Nawty nurse.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Importatizattle

When something arises that is at the moment, thought to be extremely important, yet in reality doesn't really matter at all.

-My hair is going to look like shit for the beach! -That's a pretty big importatizattle...

by MyNameIsMeik June 3, 2010

Importonto

A combination of importante and tonto. When someone in a position of power is also a dumb ass.

Ay, my boss is so importonto. He wrote me up for coming in late, even though yesterday Daylight Savings Time ended.

by Starvis November 5, 2010

Import-Export

V. Involving Man:Man, Man:Women, Women:Women

When the pair is engaging in sexual activity and puts their assholes together, allowing one another to poop directly into the others sphincter

Honey, did you have corn earlier because the import-export really feels great tonight.

by RJBCKS February 23, 2011