Idiot blossom

A plant that requires minimal care to thrive. So called because *any idiot can take care of it*.

"I don't even water this idiot blossom, and not only is it surviving, it's thriving!"

by Allison Bobb August 22, 2014

Nolan idiot

This is a stupid mother fucker who dates a lesbian.

Nolan is a gay prick who likes getting sexual acts from his friends, mostly Vincent because he ALWAYS EMERGENCY get sick sexual with his friends and when he does his best victim is Nolan because he is a little fucking stick of ONLY 109lbs

Nolan idiot is so gay because he likes dick

by Ur local man December 31, 2019

Ethan is an idiot

Ethan is a big idiot for some reason he drinks period blood and eats after birth he is religious towards Walmart Jesus. Ethan is a very bad peron

Ethan is an idiot why is he eating after birth.

by Ethan is idiot September 11, 2020

oblivious idiot

The antithesis to the deep thinker; One who doesn't understand why we stress out over certain things.

"Why do you stress out over little things?"
" I don't know,why are you such an oblivious idiot?"

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

Idiot Degree

A college degree that cannot be applied to any useful career that would actually pay you enough money to survive. These degrees are usually recieved when students Major in such categories as History, Art History, and uncommon european languages.

Oh yeah, i spent eight years getting my idiot degree in history, turns out, theres no real jobs for that, im an idiot.

Bob said his kid is getting a masters in Ancient Slavic languages at Harvard. What an expensive way to get an idiot degree.

by crapple2011 October 13, 2011

gay idiot

Someone that is so obnoxiously gay that no one can stand to be around him/her. Easily offended, readily offensive, and all-out annoying to the general public. The kind of people your parents tell you to stay away from at night clubs. They tend to paint rainbows on their faces and sneer at everyone who sees homosexuality as immoral.

Guy A: "Ugh, did you see that dude back there running around naked with the rainbow body paint?"

Guy B: "Don't remind me. That gay idiot must be embarrassing for the normal gay people..."

by SupaManz June 6, 2014

Useful idiot

Someone that follows orders without question and may carry out actions to help those that fed them the propaganda, such as disbelieves facts against whom they are biased toward, spreading inaccurate information in favor of their leader or unfavorably toward their opponent, and in general, act as a tool against their own self interest and the interests of those in whom they believe they know what's best for.

Sam believes he's fighting for freedom and liberation but he's bombing countries simply so that his government can take hold of the oil field and establish a central bank. Sam is a useful idiot for thinking freedom is the purpose, and those that support him as a troop are useful idiots for thinking their tax dollars don't kill innocent children in failed, illegal, drone strikes.

Rhonda is such a useful idiot because she thinks that Clinton matches her progressive ideals and chides those for supporting third party, yet, the two party system has been bombing countries for decades and making back door deals with large corporations. Most are tired of the corruption, yet Rhonda thinks that voting for those who are responsible for the corruption is somehow the best way to stop it. What a very useful idiot she is.

Cletus loves Trump because Trump says he won't send jobs out of the country, yet Trump's own products are manufactured out of the country. Cletus does not think Trump is a lying hypocrite because Cletus is a useful idiot.

by electrichead July 31, 2016