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human sauce 

Uh, I'll take the Broccoli in Human sauce
human sauce by Tg the 👍🏽 December 14, 2016

Humancentipeded 

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw humancentipeded is used to describe when two or more things has been combined with little thought or effort rather obviously
...Because it is the game console that seems content to largely remain a game console, as opposed to a subpar gaming PC, multimedia platform, and live streaming device humancentipeded together in a hollowed out VCR
Humancentipeded by Luckless December 21, 2016

Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up
Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.
Human herpes by carsforkids February 16, 2017

Human condom 

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.
Human condom by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

Human Tumbleweed 

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.
John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
Human Tumbleweed by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018

human bird house 

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass
Wow that girl is into being a human bird house