An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
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Boy2: who? adel harsanyova?
Boy1: yeah
Boy2: she’s such a weirdo
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Boy2: she’s such a weirdo
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"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
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"My man was eating my pussy last night and decided to give me a Harlem harmonica. I slapped him so hard!"
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