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Battle Creek Handshake

Pouring milk and cereal into a women’s vagina and eat it with a spoon. Popularized in the “Cereal City” Battle Creek, Michigan
Yeah buddy, it was super early in the morning and I hadn’t ate breakfast so I gave Tammy the ‘ol Battle Creek Handshake.
by RealLifeDawg56 September 8, 2020
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South County Handshake

A handjob. Usually used around the St. Louis area.
Trent met this ho at this club, and she gave him a South County Handshake in the bathroom.
by theyoneman April 2, 2007
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new mackin handshake

When your boy used to be a stud and mack on all the ladies but now he's docile and polite
Person #1 - Yo, is Mark still a savage?
Person #2 - Nah, he's on that new mackin handshake because he has a girlfriend now.
Person #1 - Goodnight, sweet prince :(
by M.Boy December 14, 2016
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Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.
Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
by bakja November 16, 2011
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Hot tea handshake

A hot tea handshake is when you dip your hand in boiling hot tea and put it in someone's rectum.
Last night I just gave my girl a hot tea handshake.
by Fuckme456 May 15, 2019
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Long Island Handshake

A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."
My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.
by sonny chiba December 26, 2006
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los angeles handshake

fancy handjob slang for those tryna flex in high school but ain't tryna get dress coded
I saw some dude with a los Angeles handshake sweatshirt and I had to define this shit for myself
by Laroonmochyointerinet May 7, 2018
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