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Greg Finger

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.

Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.

When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”

Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”

Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
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gregging

The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."
I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.
by Nobody of Note June 9, 2023
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Greg Foley

Big nose freak who dead ass looks like a sloth who is sisters wit Sarah pomroy
Greg Foley is a actual faggot
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Greg Powell

An old man who enjoys fucking younger women age between 29-35.

An old man who obsesses with materials, brands but cannot afford to purchase in brand new condition.

A man who is good at faking, making other people feeling sorry for himself.

A man who loves avoiding tax and pay off debts.
Jesus Christ! OMG you’ve got bucks, don’t bullshit, don’t be such a Greg Powell.
by Faqgot April 14, 2020
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Greg

The fastest growing family on the internet
Greg is the fastest growing family on the internet
by A person kinda April 17, 2022
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lady greg

The most beautiful Lady and the high priestess of the church of Greg
Lady Greg blessed my Greg
by Unknown bone March 25, 2023
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Greg shelton

The greatest man alive. His feet are insanely expensive to just see. This man has a third leg to the floor. It’s crazy
by MYCOXHARDFORU December 16, 2019
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