Goose Eye

An organism with large or bulging eyes. Possibly induced by crack use of the mother. They tend to be very aggressive tward Asians, and vise versa.

More commonly used as a nick name for Nick and Siri, but can also be used as an insult.

Hey Goose Eye, sup?

You fuckin Goose Eye.

Haha lookit the silly Goosey Eye!

by Nick April 1, 2005

Silly goose

something that miley cyrus says when she's trying to be funny

ahah lilly you silly goose.

by potheadd 12 July 10, 2010

silly goose

A term programmed briefly by moderators of forum sites such as thedilly to replace any input of the pejorative "n***er" on a thread.

"He's my silly goose."
"Me and my silly geese."

by brumidi May 28, 2008

mother goose

A dirty bitch that lies to children and implants seeds of communist ideals in their heads. Also known as Dr. Seuss or Bobbie Flay.

Mother goose is such a crackwhore like rob.

by Shitty McFondler May 27, 2006

grey goose

to grab a man's genitals, putting them into a sort of choke-hold until the penis turns gray and falls off. Also, committing this act while drunk on Grey Goose Vodka.

I gave that son-of-a-bitch one hell of a grey goose when I found out he'd been sleeping with my best friend!

by serarg January 25, 2007

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 2, 2004