Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

Google Blink

The moment you arrive at Google, and stare blankly at the blinking cursor having forgotten your query.

This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.

I spent 10 minutes with a Google Blink. When I finally remembered what I was Googling for the moment had passed.

by Dale Tucker February 6, 2015

GOOGLE WORTHY

Google Worthy

When you are not exactly sure of something, or you need to confirm a statistic or fact, but still deciding if you really even care.

Bro 1: " hey Donald Trump is coordinating a new BoyBand and calling them the Tumpettes"
Bro 2: "nah awe"
Bro1 "yeah man, if you don't believe me...google it"
Bro2 " man, that s_ _ _ isn't even Google Worthy"
Bro 2

by WildestBlings January 13, 2017

Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.

John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"

by Luscan December 1, 2011

Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.

I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."

by bango_15 July 20, 2018

Google it up

To sophisticatedly look something up with your pinky fully extended

Google it up young sir

by Gdoodjohnson June 17, 2018

Google Giggles

a hypothetical website or application in which kids content is plentiful. used as an insult to "cringe" content, stating the "cringe" creator was banned from said website.

"this tiktoker is so cringe."
"he was prolly banned from google giggles."

by Noctone April 7, 2023