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Goat stamp

When you get fucked by a Ranga named Brett
Oh mate, late night I got totally gaziboed and woke up with a Goat Stamp.
by ItsMrPowTime2U June 23, 2019
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goat bash

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.
Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.
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The grizzly goat

When a hairy assed man tucks his shlong and sack between his legs he bends over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a extremely hairy or "grizzly" goat.
Man this morning my wife got too close to me while we were taking a business shower, so i gave her "The grizzly goat" to make her back up.
by The Grizzly February 8, 2010
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jilly goat

Sassy awesome fun loving and friendly. Jilly goat is the best of the best and is a total charm. Jilly goats love coffee especially Starbucks. Jilly goats are threatening and not to be messed with.
Jillian is such a Jilly goat. I love her.
by msaxeee July 26, 2014
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goat slam

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.
"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.
by Akarune May 15, 2014
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goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.
Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?
by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006
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Goat sack

A goat sack is when a guy pulls his balls back between his legs and then closes his thighs around the sack then taking a picture of his ass with the protruding sack
woah man Jonah sent me a pic of his goat sack
by Dirtymike29 September 3, 2016
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