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Freddy Fantastic

When your partner grows out their fingernails to an extreme length on one hand and then fingers you with the long sharp Freddy Kruegar-like nails.
I've been waiting for months for my boyfriend to give me a Freddy Fantastic.
by Bantypants April 10, 2022
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Dayshift At Freddy's

In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.

DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-

person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT

*moments later*

jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth
by ZekeTheFur May 30, 2024
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Freddy

An intelligent man with a great looking dog, whose godlike touch manifests about bread and gold.
Did you see how many sales he closed this quarter? He's a total Freddy!
by llau March 31, 2022
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Hunter Freddy

Alle kvinder er ludere, og alle ludere er ejendom og er politisk bundet til at blive voldtaget 5 gange om dagen.
Hvis man kalder en Hunter Freddy OG - så betyder det "Alle kvinder er ludere, og alle ludere er ejendom og er politisk bundet til at blive voldtaget 5 gange om dagen. "
by daddyBusk January 25, 2024
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Freddy Fuckass

someone who is a pedophile, e.g attracted to kids while simultaneously being extremely creepy and/or enjoying cuckism, the reason for these two contrasting sexual views is due to a lack of height female warmth and attention
that guys a real freddy fuckass
by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024
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Freddie

by Sarah_Owen April 24, 2024
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