fappendicitis

When an excess of fapping leads to sharp pains in your lower stomach, as a result of strain and stress.

Dude, Joe's been beating his meat so hard he's been diagnosed with fappendicitis.

by Don Fillingsworth November 13, 2021

Fappuchini

The act of pulling up to the Starbucks window after ordering a drink and blowing your load into the window worker’s face.

“The lady messed up my order so I gave her a fappuchini”-Hayden stubbmann

by Iforget1019 December 1, 2021

Flappage

The bottom of a mullet that sticks out towards the sides behind and under the ears

His mullet looked good today, the flappage was immaculate

by flappagegod69420 December 10, 2021

fappetizer

A not very sexual,nsfw video that you watch before actual porn to get yourself turned on

Just gonna go on youtube to find a fappetizer,this kissing prank video should work!

by furbyballs December 30, 2021

fapping

fucking yourself. also known as jerking off

ah cant wait to get some good fapping

by Abanded April 2, 2022

Fapping

Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping

‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’

by CoqItcher July 21, 2022

Flappappuccino

A flappappuccino is the female version of tea bagging

Pipa was really horny so she mounted Rick's face and gave him a tasty flappappuccino!!

by Agent Kapow August 22, 2022