by Doom_42069 May 12, 2022
Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.
You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024
by immunesafe November 05, 2013
When a woman is so attractive that you want to make her pussy look like a freshly baked lasagna dinner by fucking her while she is on her period and then cumming all over her pussy lips.
by Twistedeyedea May 30, 2019
A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.
1) Tom: "What's the time?"
Will: "8 I think."
Laura: "It's 9 actually."
Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"
2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..
Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."
Will: "8 I think."
Laura: "It's 9 actually."
Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"
2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..
Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."
by Mahnig March 31, 2010
Hey Mary I totally made another guy pay for the tinder dinner. I even ordered a takeaway box for you.
by Timtimtimmy May 07, 2016
Cock Dinner originated on a little chav hotspot called Rec. Which is located in a small village going by the name of Barnton. This slang was created by a Barnton resident who goes by the nickname of Spud. Other words originated in this area are Tuna Melt, Salmon Soup and the list goes on.
by CummyTummy February 26, 2021