splaw-foot

A friend's family idiom describing a clumsy person who stumbles over his own feet

He is splaw-footed which is why he stumbles so often.

by Barbsie September 26, 2021

stagger foot

The person who has stagger foot is a person who is so drunk they can barely walk.

Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2021

pub foot

when you come home from a pub or bar and your foot just doesn't look the same because it has some strange substance all over it that has been permanently stamped in through the stomping of other people's feet.

Did you see Jimmy's pub foot today? Yeah, he must have been wasted last night at the bar to come home with a foot like that.

by Ralphina January 13, 2008

Foot-ass

Action to describe extreme situations where you can't think of what to say because you're stoned.

I slammed my ankle into some iron and I yelled 'my f'ing foot-ass foot hurts.

by TinkerJo June 7, 2009

foot cookie

The submissive to an individual with a foot fetish .

Jim has a foot fetish, and his girlfriend Sarah is his foot cookie.

by Doctor footcookie May 3, 2015

pizza foot

The act of vomiting downwards onto your own foot, unintended

"I was so drunk last night i gave myself pizza foot"

by peaman August 30, 2012

foot catch

Something is falling to the ground. It's mostly likely valuable and/or fragile. The crushing impact with the solid floor will certainly break it. With spiderman-like reflexes, your foot swiftly moves to its trajectory, intercepting the thing and breaking its fall. Foot catch. Success.

One time my Dad admitted that when my brother was a baby he fell off the bed and my Dad used a foot catch. Seriously.

by Mike Dobbins December 4, 2012