flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

Flat-Backing

To smugly turn and face the opposing direction of an intended audience while having a full fledged conversation usually when it is business critical

*Three People speaking in a triangular formation; one of them is turned with their back to the other two, while the two are in avid discussion*
Lizzy- "Dick, hey I'm trying to communicate a few critical things that need to happen by the end of your shift"
Dick- "Oh, is that what you call it." Hmph (back turned to Lizzy, facing Barnaby)
Barnaby- "Did it not occur to you: You're flat-backing your boss... dick"
Lizzy- "You are a dick, Dick"

by BMiller58 December 24, 2022

Flat earther

A person who believes that the state of being level conforms to a plane and rejects all evidence that a level surface can actually be curved.

Bev is the most annoying type of flat earther, because he rejects the term saying that mountains and valleys and hills mean that it’s not flat.

by Keigh See March 13, 2023

flat earther

someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.

they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit

Flat Earther: can i take a look at the edge of the earth?
Airport guy: get the fuck out

by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023

Flat Wheels Local

The nickname of the old Grand Street Shuttle train that ran from 57th Street and Avenue of Americas to Grand Street in New York City in the 1980s, the cars used as R27s had every wheel with flat spots and made such a loud noise you can hear the train from as far as 5 stops away.

"Damn Jimmy what the hell is that loud noise in the tunnel?" Ah Tony that's the sound of the "Flat Wheels Local" and it sounds like its at 34th Street herald square right about now!

by GeneralHawk505 April 29, 2023

Flat Earther

One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But what’s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all

Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess

by Lixie_ April 30, 2023