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Fat whale

A lawless big woman who feasts on donuts and ice cream. Extremely mad when not fed
Here comes Wendi acting like a fat whale and eating all of Alexs food again
by Fat whale January 14, 2015
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fat ho

a prostitute typically between 200-300 pounds
"He pulled up to a fat hoe in the parking lot he was turned on by this."
mugGet the fat homug.

Fat Deal

when entering a supermarket or smaller shop you are looking about to score some deals. When you find that ideal one you are to refer to it as a "Fat Deal" as its low prices makes it available for you to purchase it without having to spend Bare Cash.
M - "oi shan come into tescos for some scran"
R - "shan no everything there is bare expensive"
J- "OH KURWA, there are fat deals in tescos right now, actual go in and buy it"
M,R - "shan J no way there actually is Fat Deals now, cheers bro x"
J - "i got you bro x"
by AsdaMann March 7, 2018
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Fat-Houndin'

1.To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not yours or that is meant to be shared by a group.

2. A person that eats an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not theirs or is meant to be shared by a group.
1.Hey, man, quit fat-houndin' the chips so there's some for everybody.
2. You ate all of the food in my refrigerator, you fat-hound.
by Cobmckin November 10, 2011
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Fat Vertigo

When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.

Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.

See also calling in fat
"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.
Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat
by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010
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Danger Fat

A girl who is pretty hot and sexy.

HOWEVER due to her lifestyle/bodyshape/outlook on life it is clear there will be a time where she balloons and the unfortunate male with her will be stuck with something he was mis-sold.
The girl at work, she's real hot but loves MacDonalds and is always on a diet even though she looks thin. DANGER FAT!
by The Negativvv November 22, 2011
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