Dormant Fart

a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.

Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.

by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009

Sport Fart

A extremely potent Fart produced by eating specfic food and/or drink for the purpose of enhancing the smell or amplifyling the sound level of said fart.

Points are earned for the number of people that react. Bonus points are earned for inaudible sport farts and those that cause people to vacate the area.

Noun: I was really annoyed by the crowded conditions on the subway so I had bolied eggs and milk for lunch so I could cut a sport fart on the way home.

Verb: Heather and I enjoyed sport farting at the ballet to watch people fidget.

by SportFarter July 13, 2009

fart lips

the vibrating edge of a sphincter when one farts

when chamberlain laid a warm one in my face his fart lips almost kissed my nose

by Stewart Chevalier August 24, 2009

Fart Box

A male/female anus.

I'm going to tongue punch your fart box!!

by Ez-wow July 16, 2011

Brown Fart

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.

(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.

I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.

by joey's mommy December 15, 2008

Smiley Fart

The new avant garde emoticon coined by Digg co-founder Kevin Rose. Though not technically an actual emticon, it is meant to take the place of the standard "smiley face" in spoken conversation when a person is verbalizing a sms or tweet. Especially one heavy in lol speak.

Paris Hilton was all like " I just got done watching Family Guy. Smiley Fart!"

by prey4war September 23, 2010

question fart

A fart which sounds as if the inflection raises toward it's end, exactly as you would do with your voice when asking a question.

Barry punctuated his statement with a tiny question fart.

by Buzztell June 8, 2007