fart chair

When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.

As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016

Fart Car

The Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of fiber (especially Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.

The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.

"I can't wait to buy my first Fart Car!"

by munchkin'smom August 31, 2011

Fart Box

A male/female anus.

I'm going to tongue punch your fart box!!

by Ez-wow July 16, 2011

Brown Fart

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.

(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.

I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.

by joey's mommy December 15, 2008

Smiley Fart

The new avant garde emoticon coined by Digg co-founder Kevin Rose. Though not technically an actual emticon, it is meant to take the place of the standard "smiley face" in spoken conversation when a person is verbalizing a sms or tweet. Especially one heavy in lol speak.

Paris Hilton was all like " I just got done watching Family Guy. Smiley Fart!"

by prey4war September 23, 2010

question fart

A fart which sounds as if the inflection raises toward it's end, exactly as you would do with your voice when asking a question.

Barry punctuated his statement with a tiny question fart.

by Buzztell June 8, 2007

Cock Fart

When you've been wanking so much nothing but air comes out.

Need to cut-down the self pleasuring i let out a cock fart earlier.

by Ritch D March 18, 2014