Eli

Eli is the most annoying useless person in the world always trys to steal your girl but never does

Eli:let's play basketball to see who gets your girl (and then loses)

by The Goat/ HIM July 4, 2025

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

The Eli cone

When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.

Did you hear last night me and my dad tried the eli cone and it was soooo good!

by phatphuckincock69 June 21, 2017

Carl-Elie

Carl-Elie is te best basketball player of all time .
Future All of famer , MVP , final MVP ...

Carl-Elie is the GOAT

by thelilcactus667 November 23, 2021

Eli

Eli is the type of person who can be very crazy. Adele’s normally are attracted to Eli’s. They don’t say when they like you but you can always tell.

Man Adele really likes Eli.

by Kyuji13_Rose November 4, 2023

Eli

He’s a dumb tall blond. He’s dumb when it comes to common sense things as well as emotional intelligence (he’s peering over my shoulder trying to correct me rn)

Eli drives me crazy.

by Nowhyjustlikewhy February 20, 2024

Eli Bikelife

Small kid that rides bikes for too long every single day until he fucks his legs doing knee swaps. Goofy ahh mullet too.

Man, Jake is such an Eli Bikelife.

by JakeWakey3000 December 20, 2023