Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.
ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET
Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!
Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!
Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!
Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!
Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
by doodlevr June 6, 2022

shae is honestly the best person to exist. She loves her friends so so much. and her boyfriend? she would do anything for him. literally he is her world and she is his. anyeways eli S + E for life? <33
by PurplePanda02 April 30, 2022

Ely or Edrine is a very thoughful person. He's very good at listening to someone's problemos or rants. He will help you to boost your confidence and can always make you feel so beautiful. He's a bit crazy most of the time but his craziness will make smile or laugh. He will always cheer you up everytime you feel down.
by CloudAsh June 8, 2021

A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.
by BigSt3ppa April 18, 2023

The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,
For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024
