Dutch backdoor

When u slide your nuts across a girls asshole with butt to butt

YO I do Dutch backdoored my sister

by Mr randy January 21, 2019

Dutch liver

A liver you split with your alcoholic dad later in life.

Well, my dad is 63 and still kicking, only a little yellow now that we've got the Dutch liver going on.

by mydearwhatson December 23, 2010

Dutch Hayroll

When you squeeze your ass cheeks together and take a shit. it comes out in a pancake shape and you roll it to look like a hayroll.

I'm going to make a Dutch Hayroll for my grandmother.

by Connor M. P. October 28, 2010

Dutch Muffler

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.

She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.

My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.

by Dklinington March 26, 2014

Dutch Breakfast

When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers

Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.

by BlowJizzy August 11, 2017

Dutch Oven

A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.

Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven

by Absurdly Large Schlong February 13, 2020

Dutch Oven

When you fart underneath the blankets, and then pull the covers over your head so you can smell your own gas is all of it's glory.

Dave: "Whats that smell?"
Kendell: "Sorry I just did a Dutch Oven"

by lolmycomet December 17, 2019