drive-by comments

Adding a comment on a social media post (facebook, etc) about a controversial issue and turning off notifications so as not to get into a prolonged argument.

I disagree with your meme on gun control, immigration, taxes because........ I want to get into a nasty multi day long fight so I left these drive-by comments

by tantilis February 18, 2018

bitch driver

The word is used to describe a person who suddenly leaves the defined traffic areas of a parking lot and crosses the spaces that are not parked in as a shortcut.

As we drove through the parking lot looking for a space, we were almost killed by a bitch driver.

by Sean Lecrone December 16, 2004

canoe driver

The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.

We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.

by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008

Truck Driver Fart

An intense fart from the bowels of hell

"Marcy rips truck driver farts all day long"

by Dawn Keedic November 18, 2012

lonely_driver

Fastest driver on ROBLOX. Leader of Powerhouse and 2-0's Cyclones, even real life ones.

"Did you hear about lonely_driver? He drove straight into a tornado and it dissipated."
"Powerhouse forever!"

by neontetra12 August 22, 2021

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

canoe boat driver

The female genitalia known as the clitoris

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.

by shane shane shane July 7, 2006