Skibiti Dookie

Skibiti Dookie is when you hide in a toilet and wait for your friend to take a shit and eat it. then poke your head out the toilet with shit in your mouth and say skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!
(epic troll)

Guy 1 hiding in toilet

Guy 2 goes to take a shit

Guy 1: Nom Nom Nom (pokes head out) skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!

Guy 2: Ah! you got me

Guy 1: haha you just got Skibiti Dookie'd!

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

Dookie shrimp

Alternatively “Cool man” mostly pertaining to someone getting drunk or high

Friend: I’m gunna get fucked up this weekend

You : dookie shrimp

by Not me I think April 2, 2024

dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.

Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!

by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022

Dookie dick

A black mans penis.

Tyrone had a dookie dick so I won’t sleep with him. His dick was so ugly that it looked like a truckers dookie.

by americathegreat June 18, 2022

Spookie Dookie

A Spookie Dookie, not to be confused with a Spooky Dookie, is the result of eating far too many Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips. As the name suggests, these chips will haunt your bowels, resulting in a corporeal form of Afterburner to linger.

John: Dude, are you alright?

Mike: Yeah… I ate an entire bag of ghost pepper chips last night and just dropped a Spookie Dookie. I’m feelin’ the heat.

John: You’re a dumbass.

by Nikki Sevenn August 30, 2022

dookie

dookie of an animal is dookie es poopoo

unknown: you are dookie
unknown #2: oh...

by Ransayn_oopsie September 5, 2022

Dole Dookie

That hard painful first section of feces that starts a semi-constipated poop session. Dropping a Dole Dookie feels like you're pushing a baby pineapple out your anus.

Man, that Dole Dookie really tore up my butthole.

by NavyRhino January 18, 2026