bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

by Come on meow November 28, 2014

donkey butt

A butt that is really high up, sticks out and usually on black people, or people with long skinny legs.

Let me ride that donkey butt!
Let me ride that donkey donkey!

by CGee December 9, 2008

donkey thump

When pounding a girl in the ass, right before you spurt you thump her upside the head, knocking her out causing all her muscles to contract giving the greatest pleasure in your life.

oh shit here it comes!! oh god! wait hold... on... im gonna donkey thump you!... (whack) oh..... jesus!

by Blake Sprunk June 9, 2003

Donkey De La Ouoo

A job where u teach donkeys how to talk

Word on the streets says that Lauren wants to be a Donkey De La Ouoo when she grows up..... :)

by Jamilaso Ampayaso March 10, 2004

Donkey Chain

A thick chain or necklace. (Over 30mm) Typically gold, but also popular in platinum.

I got so much paper, ya'll couldn't even hold my donkey chain.

by Skyy Alexander November 1, 2008

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

by hoo-ah August 1, 2010

Bisexual Donkeys

A way to end a very eventful conversation.
Only cool people use it.
The person who recieves BISEXUAL DONKEYS!
Has to return it by saying BISEXAUL DONKEYS!

Mark: See you later
Alice: Bye!!
Mark: BISEXAUL DONKEYS!
Alice: Oh Of corse BISEXUAL DONKEYS!

by Alice:) September 29, 2009