Double Deuce

When a man has to take a shit, taking up the toilet stall, and another man has to go so bad that, forgoing his heterosexuality, he sits on the other man's lap and takes a shit between his legs.

A dirty double deuce is when both guys have diarrhea and the first guy's dick is covered in shit after.

This guy totally took a shit in my lap while I was taking a shit.

Awwww snapdragon, you got double deuced.

by Shitty_Ballz January 19, 2012

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe

1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

by d-man December 10, 2003

deuce

When you are in a group about to smoke some weed, "deuce!" is called after the blunt or spliff is rolled up to gain status as second in line to hit it (after the roller). If called out before it is fully rolled, it will result in the person getting bitch (last in line to hit it). Proceeded with Treys for third, Quads for fourth, ect...

(Group of 5 people, Blunt is finished being rolled by person 1)
person 2: Deuce!
person 3: Treys!
person 4: awww man...

by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009

coke deuce

a cocaine-induced bowel movement or desire to move one's bowels

"Honey, please stop staying up until sunrise and stinking up our bathroom with your coke deuces."

by tobes July 31, 2008

five deuce reverse

referred as a 25 year old

That bitch is five deuce reverse

by Robo Tron31 October 31, 2007

Throwing a Deuce

Taking a giant dump, a number two, hence a deuce

Woah...talk about an unload...that dude just threw a deuce.

by Kelly September 13, 2004

deuce

It's a game. If someone says something stupid a person yells out "deuce" and slaps the person that said the stupid remark 2 times in the back and once in the head.

guy #1-I'm eat pussy!
guy#2-DEUCE!
(GUY#2 SLAPS gUY #1 in on the back twice and slaps him once in the head.
guy#1-ouch that hurt!

by Plan B aka Plan Bizzle May 13, 2005